New Job Spell ( sort of)
For when things are pretty desperate in the money situation.
You will need:
If you have access to particular colours, you will need gold and silver pens and the paper should be the colour of your country’s money. I am in the UK, so I would use either a silver page or a violet page, as that’s the colour of a £20 note.
1. Write something on the paper. Here are some suggestions*:
Proverbs 10:22 – The blessing of the LORD, it maketh rich, and he addeth no sorrow with it.
Psalms 112:3 – Wealth and riches [shall be] in his house: and his righteousness endureth for ever.
Philippians 4:19 – But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus.
(Use of Bible verse is very common in older English magic. If you’re not into mixing Christianity and witchcraft, try something like the ones below)
2 Chainz – ‘I been getting money, where the fuck you been?’
Hail Mary Mallon – ‘Money on my motherfucking mind/ Cop five haircuts at the same time White gold pants, Jet Ski made of Yuan /Foie gras bust of Albert Einstein /Get money
2. Fold the paper nine times
3. Place it under your pillow and sleep on it for nine days.
(All spells here are written as curios only, I’m not responsible for results although you do get bonus points if you play the Temmie version of the Hail Mary Mallon song whilst performing this spell. Video proof required.)